Welcome To A Day In The Life Of A Woman Named After A Season
Autumn's Insanity


Imagine, if you will, a medium-sized, 2-bedroom, 2-bath, Victorian home, on the corner of an intersection, in a medium-sized town, somewhere in the state of California. Now imagine, if you will, a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, 5'6", medium-sized, totally frazzled, and crazed woman living in that medium-sized, 2-bedroom, 2-bath, Victorian home, with her husband, 2 small, under-the-age-of 5, kids, and her mother.

I think you get the picture.

My day starts out like anyone else's. My alarm goes off (ie. my kids wake up), and I roll over and groan. "Go back to sleep!" I yell, naively thinking it might actually work this time. Of course, it doesn't and I roll back over and get up. The voice in my head says, "You were the one that chose to be a stay-at-home mommy, dear. It could be worse. You could have to wake up two hours earlier, take a nice hot shower, dress up in unstained clothing, and then drive to an office where you'd have to spend 8 hours talking to intelligent people who find you smart and interesting." WAIT A SECOND... That doesn't sound worse - it sounds like a vacation! But I decided long ago that it would be better for my children to have a parent at home. So, I get up, get dressed, and take my children into the living room. I have to skip that nice hot shower as my kids can do a lot in that timeframe of no supervision. I get them each a bowl of cereal, bowl of oatmeal, chocolate- covered gem donuts, or muffins for breakfast and then sit at the computer checking my email. There is a Chicken Soup For The Soul Inspirational and a recipe from the same people. Five times out of ten the inspirational brightens my day a bit. Forty-nine times out of fifty I delete the recipe, as I do not cook. I lucked out and married a man who can cook, although he only has about a dozen recipes, and will not deviate from these as he is a very picky eater. Time to spend time with the kids. I turn to find that every toy they own has been strewn on the floor in the time it took me to read one email and delete another. So, it's time to clean up. As I pick up toys, the clean path I leave is quickly re-filled by my 18-month-old son. Feeling a bit defeated, I pull out some hair and sit down in the middle of the floor. My kids dog pile on top of me. In spite of my stress I laugh and tickle them a bit. I hear a familiar ring of an AOL instant message. It is my mother Iming me from work. We share miseries and then decide we'd rather be ourselves than some of those that we know, going through big changes and are even more stressed than we are. I share a joke with her that I got in my email the other day, and she feels better and goes back to work. I hear another familiar ring of an AOL instant message. It is a good friend of mine, one of the people my mother and I do not want to be. She has the worst luck of anyone I know. She is having another bad day. I do my best to listen and try to make her feel a bit more positive about her life. She signs off and I turn to get back to my daily grind. Oh my, the living room is even worse than it was before! Is that even possible? I mean, they had every toy they owned on the floor before. But now they are mixed with the cereal, oatmeal, donuts, or muffins that the kids were given for breakfast. And oh, what's this? The dog has peed and pooped on the floor by the door again - oh, lovely! I clean up the dog's little gift when I hear a splashing sound. Seems my daughter was thirsty and decided to leave the water bottle out where my son could get it. I am looking at an 18 month old boy, standing in a puddle, holding an overturned plastic water bottle. Sigh. I drop a towel on the puddle, and out of frustration and feeling totally in over my head, I go back to the computer and type in the URL that holds some peace of mind - www.dotcomguy.com . I open the video feed and the chat room and close out the main URL page. Now I sit back and chat with people who make me feel a little less stressed, a bit more intelligent, somewhat interesting, and not so much like a frazzled mommy. Over time the "DCG Wonder Trio" wander in and the room gets a bit more chaotic, which tells me it's time to get back to my housework. I wander off into the kitchen, make lunch and start to clean up a bit, when I get distracted by the mess in the dining room. I clean up that mess, and then think about laundry. A bit of sorting, and a load in the wash, and it's time to tackle the living room again. With a little (very little) help from my daughter, I get the living room back in order and head back to the computer. One more IM session with my mother as her day is nearing an end, and a quick look at the DCG video feed to see what's up there, maybe a message or two with some AIM or ICQ buddies, and it's time to sit back and watch a little TV with my kids before my husband comes home. "Hi honey, how was your day?" Me - "fine" "What did you do all day?"..........

That concludes my insane day.

If you would like to take a break and visit my sanctuary from madness, click on the peace and serenity you see below. And if you see me, Autumn1103, say hi.

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